金玉涼言(一) |
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. |
要節約用水,和女友一起洗澡. |
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Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. |
愛你的鄰居,不過別讓她老公抓到. |
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. |
每個人都應該熱愛動物,牠們是如此美味. |
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「Your future depends on your dreams.」 So go to sleep. |
「現在的夢想決定著你的將來.」所以還是睡覺吧. |
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. |
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. |
每個成功男人的背後,都有一個女人.每個不成功男人的背後,都有兩個. |
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金玉涼言(二) |
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. |
愛情就像照片,需要黑暗來培養. |
(老外也保守,要摸黑辦事,哈哈!) |
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Children in backseats cause accidents. |
Accidents in backseats cause children. |
後排座位上的小孩會生出意外,後排座位上的意外會生出小孩. |
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Every man should marry. |
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. |
每個男人都應該結婚,畢竟,快樂不是生活中唯一的追求. |
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. |
聰明人不結婚,一旦結婚就不聰明了. |
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金玉涼言(三) |
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「Work fascinates me.」 I can look at it for hours! |
「工作好有意思耶!」我可以盯著看上好幾個小時(發呆). |
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「Hard work never killed anybody.」 But why take the risk? |
「努力工作不會死的!」不過何必冒那個險呢? |
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. |
成功是相對的,他帶來很多親戚. |
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. |
別等到明天再拖延,今天就拖延吧. |
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There should be a better way to start a day |
than waking up every morning. |
應該有比在早上醒來更好的方式開始新的一天。 |
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金玉涼言(四) |
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Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. |
鈔票不是一切的,這世上還有信用卡. |
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A dress is like a barbed fence. |
It protects the premises without restricting the view. |
服飾就像鐵絲網,它保衛了領土,但不妨礙視線. |
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. |
神決定了誰是你的親戚,感謝上帝在選擇朋友方面,給我們留了餘地. |
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When two's company, three's the result! |
兩個人作伴,結果就變成了三個人! |
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The more you learn, the more you know, |
The more you know, the more you forget. |
The more you forget, the less you know. |
So why bother to learn. |
學得越多,知道得越多;知道得越多,忘記得越多; |
忘記得越多,知道得越少. |
幹嘛費那個勁去學?! |
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- Jun 29 Wed 2011 09:04
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