女人 |
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman |
如果你亲她,那你就没有绅士风度 |
If you don't, you are not a man |
可是如果你不亲她,那你就不算男子汉! |
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying |
如果你赞美她,她会认为你只是在奉承她 |
If you don't, you are good for nothing |
但要是你不赞美她,那你就一无是处了! |
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing |
如果你对她的话完全同意,那她就会 的像二五八万 |
If you don't, you are not understanding |
要是你不同意,那就表示你根本不了解 |
If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man' |
假如你把气氛控制的很浪漫,你就一定是情场老手 |
If you don't you are half a man |
如果不是,那你根本还不够成熟 |
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring |
如果你太常去找她,她会觉得烦腻 |
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing |
但是如果你不去找她,她会责备你欺骗她的感情 |
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy |
你要是穿的帅一点,她会说你是花花公子 |
If you don't, you are a dull boy |
穿的破烂点,那你又是笨头笨脑的家伙 |
If you are jealous, she says it's bad |
如果你吃醋,她会说这样是不对的 |
If you don't , she thinks you do not love her |
可是如果你完全不吃醋,她又会认为你根本不爱她 |
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her |
你如你试图对她调情,她会认为你不尊重她 |
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her |
但要是你一直规规矩矩的,她又会觉得你不喜欢她 |
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait |
你若是迟到一分钟,她会抱怨等的多累多苦 |
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way |
要是她自己迟到了,她会说女孩子约会迟到是理所当然的 |
If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel |
如果你去找你的朋友,她会说你像跟屁虫 |
If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls' |
如果是她,她会说"喔,这很自然啊,女孩子都是这样" |
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold |
如果你飞快的吻她一下,她会到处说你这人很冷漠 |
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage |
如果你吻太多了,她会大叫说你吃她豆腐 |
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics |
如果你过马路的时候没有照顾她,那你这人缺乏道德 |
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics |
要是你小心照顾她过马路,她又会说这是男人的花招 |
If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting |
你若是凝视某个女人,她会指责你是到处对女生调情 |
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring |
如果是其他男人瞪著她看,她会说他们只是欣赏而已 |
If you talk, she wants you to listen |
如果你跟她说话,她希望你只要听就好 |
If you listen, she wants you to talk |
如果你只倾听,她又要你跟她说话 |
Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN' |
上天啊,你创照了这些叫做女人的生物 |
So simple, yet so complex |
既简单又复杂 |
So weak, yet so powerful |
如此柔弱,却又如此强悍 |
So confusing, yet so desirable |
让人又恼又爱 |
"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN" |
神啊,请告诉我该怎麽做。阿门! |
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