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| 不同國情~笑一笑 |
| Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ |
| in your country? |
| 問：美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 |
| Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America |
| are like |
| gentlemen. |
| 美國小姐：美國的男性器官像紳士。 |
| Question: How can you say so? |
| 問：為什麼呢？ |
| Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a |
| woman........ |
| 美國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立…… |
| (Applause! Applause!) |
| (鼓掌、鼓掌) |
| ----------- |
| --------------------------------------------------------- |
| Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in |
| your country? |
| 問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 |
| Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very |
| own Bullfight or |
| Toro(Bull) |
| 西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。 |
| Question: How can you say so? |
| 問：為什麼呢？ |
| Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an |
| opening. |
| 西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。 |
| (Applause! Applause!) |
| (鼓掌、鼓掌) |
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| Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male |
| organ in your |
| country? |
| 問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 |
| Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our |
| country are like gossip or rumors. |
| 菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官像流言。 |
| Question: How can you say so? |
| 問：為什麼呢？ |
| Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth. |
| 菲律賓小姐：因為它從一張嘴裏傳到另一張嘴裏。 |
| (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! |
| Applause!) |
| (鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌) |
| ---------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in |
| your Country? |
| 問：伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 |
| Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are |
| like thieves. |
| 伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官像賊。 |
| Question: How can you say so? |
| 問：為什麼呢？ |
| Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back |
| door. |
| 伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走後門。 |
| (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! |
| Applause!) |
| (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) |
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