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Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in |
| your country? |
| 問：印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 |
| Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are |
| like labourers. |
| 印度小姐：印度的男性器官像勞力。 |
| Question: How can you say so? |
| 問：為什麼呢？ |
| Ms India: Because it works day and night...... |
| 印度小姐：因為日夜勞“做”。 |
| (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! |
| Applause! Applause!) |
| (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) |
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| Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ |
| in your country? |
| 問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 |
| Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in |
| Malaysia are like Proton car. |
| 馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官像Proton 牌轎車(馬來西亞 |
| 國產車)。 |
| Question: How can you say so? |
| 問：為什麼呢？ |
| Ms Malaysia: Look tough but& nbsp;actually very soft. |
| 馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬(造型類似HONDA)其實很軟(一撞就變 |
| 形)。 |
| (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! |
| Applause!) |
| (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) |
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| Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ |
| in your country? |
| 問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 |
| Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In |
| Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). |
| 新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。 |
| Question: How can you say so? |
| 問：為什麼呢？ |
| Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and |
| leave 15 minutes before the show is over. |
| 新加坡小姐：總是沖進場，提前15分鐘出場。 |
| Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! |
| Applause! Applause! |
| (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) |
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| Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in |
| your country? |
| 問：中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 |
| Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are |
| like Deng Siu Ping. |
| 中國小姐：中國的男性器官像鄧小平. |
| Question: How can you say so? |
| 問：為什麼呢？ |
| Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until |
| 90 |
| 中國小姐：短少精幹, 但卻可以工作到九十歲。 |
| (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! |
| Applause!) |
| (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) |
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